Marriage Jokes

WIFE: If i knew you were this Poor I wouldn't have married you! AKPOS: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?"

The first guy said "when my wife was pregnant she read,the novel: the 2 cities and gave birth 2 twins". The second guy said, his wife read the 3 musketeers and gave birth 2...

An angry wife to her husband (Akpos) on phone.Wife: Where the hell are you?Akpos: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with...

A conversation between Akpos and his newly wedded wife Ekaette. Akpos: Honey, I have a problem at work. Ekaette: Point of correction, never say "I" but "WE". We are one now...