Medical Jokes

A young bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I...

A man went to church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with ebola and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the 2nd man but the 2ND...

"I've just had an awful time," said a boy to his friend, "First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics,...

A new longest muscle in the body has just been discovered, it is called palpebral anal muscle connecting the upper eyelid to the anus, that is the reason why when you wink an eye...

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical and the nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on...

DOCTOR: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? PATIENT: Do begin with the bad news, please. DOCTOR: Alright. Your son has drowned, your...

Kwame had an accident and he was rushed to the hospital. The doctor said to him, "You have one bad leg and one good leg. So we will have to cut off the bad leg." Kwame agreed...

A couple, both age 79, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have s*x?" The doctor looked puzzled,...

An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside... "GET TREATMENT FOR N20,000 - IF NOT CURED, GET BACK N100,000" A lawyer thinks this is a...

DOCTOR TO PATIENT: You will die within 2 hours, do you want to see any one before you die?PATIENT: Yes, a good Doctor.

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