Medical Jokes

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the...

A middle-age woman went to see a doctor. She was taken into a room and told to make herself comfortable. While reading the doctor's diploma on the wall, she realizes that she went...

Once, Akpos had become ill, he went to see a doctor. He was staggering, and the smell of alcohol was in his breath. DOCTOR; Sir, you are beyond treatment. Take my advice and stop...

Kwame stress level was at unsurpassed levels. His wife Kelechi, was in labor and Kwame was sure it was time to head to the hospital. Breathing heavily, Kwame grabbed the phone...

When I was young I decided to go to medical school.At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters...PNEIS...And form the name of an important human body part which...

Akpos' wife was in the emergency room. She was having a baby. Few minutes later, the doctor came out and...DOCTOR: I've got good news and bad news. AKPOS: What happened doctor?...

A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."The injured...

A newly married couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbour...

A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there's good news and bad news. The guy asks for the bad news first. The nurse says, "We're...

The queen of England was visiting one of America's top hospitals, and during her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.''Oh my god!'', said the Queen, ''...

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