Relationship Jokes
A kindergarten girl was busy drawing a picture so seriously when her teacher asked, "What are you drawing?" The girl answered, "I'm drawing God." The teacher said, "But...
A guy took his girlfriend out... WAITER: What can I bring for you, sir? GUY: I will have nothing. WAITER: And you madam? GIRLFRIEND: Can I have 2 nothings, please.
One night, I was strolling with my girlfriend when a hummer jeep packed beside us and wind down, he signalled to my girl to come but she turned and looked at me and I being a...
A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said, "You look cute. I like you." The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her...
A Girl can comfortably introduce two guys who she's dating to each other... She will be like, "My love, meet 'My Sweetheart'. And the two foolish boyfriends will be shaking...
If after dating him for 10 years or more, he decides to leave you for someone else, go and ask him for your pension or an award for Long Service!
If boys are not careful, they would date the same girl twice. They would be like... BOY: You look familiar. GIRL: Yes you dated me in 2012... I was dark then.
If I visit my Boyfriend and I find out another GIRL made soup for him... I will just make eba and eat... I can't stress myself!
The best day to propose to a girl is 1st April. If she accepts, then it's your luck. Otherwise, tell her today is April Fool's Day!
A toasting conversation... GUY: Every time you smile I feel like inviting you to my place. GIRL: Awww... Are you single? GUY: No, I am a Dentist.