Religious Jokes
During a church service, a young man in the congregation is busily chatting on his phone.The pastor notices this and approaches the young man, "Why are you in church without a...
A pastor goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condoms. The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get it. As the pastor waited for his condoms, one of his members...
PASTOR: There's a man here...AKPOS:(Shouts from d crowd) It is me!PASTOR: I repeat! There's a man here..AKPOS: (Shouts from d crowd) it is me and my family.PASTOR: I say there's a...
One Sunday afternoon a parish priest had just completed his service when he was about to lock the Cathedral doors. To his amazement people were crowded by the church street....
A dying old man on his bed and a pastorPASTOR: Rebuke the devil old man before you die so that he will flee away from you!OLD MAN: [Silent]PASTOR: I say rebuke the devil so that...
One faithful day, Jesus was accompanied by his twelve disciples who were going around doing miracles and preaching the gospel. They got to a point where the disciples were tired...
Akpos was baptized in a nearby church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name.AKPOS: Pastor, I would be much glad to be called Grace.PASTOR: Grace is for females.AKPOS...
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God...
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the...
On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who quite naturally wanted something from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for...