Religious Jokes

Akpos was baptized in a nearby church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name.AKPOS: Pastor, I would be much glad to be called Grace.PASTOR: Grace is for females.AKPOS...

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God...

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the...

Akpos enters a church and finds the priest. "How may I help you son?" asks the priest."I'm looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she's not around. Now...

Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. He sat beside a very ugly girl. While the pastor was preaching he said, "Tell the person seated next to you that he or she is beautiful...

A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked "Who is a muslim here?" The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. The man asked again, "How can a full...

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself....

Are you tired of the single life? Why not challenge God today? Buy the wedding gown and see if God won't supply the groom! If it doesn't work, RENT THE HALL!

Akpos lost his house rent money of 200 dollars and have been searching for it all day with no break through. He then sit to pray, "God, if you help me l will give you 100 dollars...

There's 3 sons of a priest. They did some bad crimes. One day all of them have to drink holy water in their father's church. The first man walks up and the priest says "What crime...