Religious Jokes

During church service this 16 year old pastor's daughter stood up and says "Praise the Lord". Everybody shouted "Halleluyah"She continued "since the tender age of 13 I've been...

A man was driving down the street, and he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space. Looking up towards the Heaven, he said, "Lord, have pity on me. If you find...

A burglar broke into a house one night and as he grab the stereo, he heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you!". He froze in his tracks and has he shined his flash light around...

Pastor: People lets give offering due to the beauty of your wife (Akpos stands up & gives 5 naira) Pastor: Why 5 naira.Akpos: I don't have 1 naira.

Pastor: Do something crazy for the Lord!*Akpos carries offering basket, and runs away*

Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and Akpors, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree...the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of...

Akpos was in front of me coming out from the church after service, and the preacher was standing at the door as usual to shake hands.He grabbed Akpos by the hand and pulled him...

Cop: Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: It's water.Cop: Sir, this is wine.Me: What? Jesus! He did it again!

A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to left except Akpos.The pastor was amused and asked, "How come...

There were two evil brothers who were extremely rich. They went to the same church and on the surface appeared to be good christians.One of the brothers suddenly died. The...