School Jokes
TEACHER: Akpos name any type of flower you know.AKPOS: Chrysanthum.TEACHER: Spell it!AKPOS: [Laughs] Aunty, no please, rose...R-O-S-E
An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: Dear Dad,Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college...
Akpos was given an assignment to find out what would happen to a grasshopper after all its leg as been ripped off. Akpos couldn't do it on his own so he brought the grasshopper...
Akpos was doing his maths homework & saying:2+5, the son of a bitch is 73+6, the son of a bitch is 9...His Mom : What are you doing ?Akpors : I'm doing maths homeworkMom : this is...
TEACHER: Who is d President of Iraq?JOHNNY: I don't know MissTEACHER: You need to focus more on your studies.JOHNNY: Please Miss, can I ask a question?TEACHER: Yes.JOHNNY: Do U...
Teacher: What do you understand by definitive deficit equity?Akpos: Lambta ighotobore amarkata.Teacher: I don't understand you.Akpos: Same here!
AKPOS: Isn't our principal an idiot? GIRL: Do you know who i am? AKPOS: NoGIRL: Im his daughter. AKPOS: Do u know me? GIRL: No! AKPOS: Thank God.
Teacher: If u have 10 doughnuts and someones asks for 2, how many do u have left?Akpors: 10 doughnuts.Teacher (understanding how naughty Akpors could be): Well what if the person...
TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later]KID: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? You haven't drawn anythingKID: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?
The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written "1102BC".The teacher now asked "who knows what this means?" Nobody except Akpos...