School Jokes
Akpos was given an assignment to find out what would happen to a grasshopper after all its leg as been ripped off. Akpos couldn't do it on his own so he brought the grasshopper...
TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher!
TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean? AKPOS: By staying at home!
Teacher: What is the difference between Biology & Sociology?Akpos: If a new born baby looks like his father, it is Biology but if he looks like the neighbor that's Sociology!
TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply 458x4x9957-7/789?AKPOS: I will get it wrong!
TEACHER: Why didn't you study?AKPOS: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way...
Akpos asked Chichi in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you?" Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!All the students in the library...
We have three classes of poverty. Primary, Secondary and Tertiary poverty. Teacher asks "who can explain the three classes of poverty?" Akpos stood up and said "Sir we are...
Teacher: What is a baby lizard called?Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.