School Jokes

TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later]KID: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? You haven't drawn anythingKID: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?

The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written "1102BC".The teacher now asked "who knows what this means?" Nobody except Akpos...

Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?AKPOS: Seven, Sir.Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another...