What Do You Have?

MAN: Marry me?

WOMAN: Do you have a flat?

MAN: No.

WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car?

MAN: No.

WOMAN: How much is your salary?

MAN: No salary, but I...

WOMAN: No but! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please before I open eyes for you!

MAN: But I have one estate, 3 landed properties in GRA, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagons. Why do I still need to buy a Camry? How can I be paid salary when actually I'm the BOSS?

WOMAN: That's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you.

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@SandraPop
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CHRISTOPHER GOODNESS ISABELLA's picture

DAT IS A VERY FUNNY JOKES

fenko's picture

nice one.

Eva's picture

What is the most curious letter?
answer: Y?

prime10's picture

It is very interesting and it keeps me laughing

Bizzi_brian's picture

So intrested

emzy's picture

gud one

G-zay's picture

So cuuuuuuul...

Danny yung's picture

Nice one

B o n e s -'s picture

A woman can be devilish .
A cameleon remains what it is even when it changes it color .

Smart's picture

Mice one sorry i mean nice one

Women nowdays are expensive, they don't want to marry poor people, why??

Promzzy sabastian's picture

there are looking for rich man

Zöngo's picture

Make she take her pussy go

Stop criticising women go nd Make money so that a woman would propose to u too

Stop criticising women go nd Make money so that a woman would propose to u too

Robin's picture

Exactly! all dis boyz go hustle

Creed's picture

Well said ASH

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