Risky Business

ME: Hi cutie.

HER: Hi.

ME: I think you're awesome.

HER: Thank you.

ME: Can I go out with you on Friday?

HER: What do you do for a living?

ME: I analyse and invest in risky business opportunities that have possibilities of high returns.

HER: Wow, that's amazing. So like stock exchange or something like that?

ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international investments, analysing and investing in business opportunities in England, Spain, Germany and just to mention a few.

HER: (smiling) Okay, that explains your good looks all through! I can go out with you.

ME: (If only she knew I was talking about football betting)