Pidgin English

AKPOS: How far na for our discussion, you no go follow me go?

SEYI LAW: I Don't think so. I'm just to occupied these days.

AKPOS: Na wa for you o. You dey fall my hand too much. No yawa na.

SEYI LAW: Whatever. Go look for someone else please, but Akpos, why don't you speak English? You always interact with pidgin English.

AKPOS: Meaning?

SEYI LAW: I'm using English and you are replying with pidgin English.

AKPOS: I see.... You must be an idiot and if you aren't, you've made a world class effort at simulating one. I feel debased just knowing you exist. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprohagic cloacal parasitic pond scum. Goddamn living emptiness like you! Belligerent barratrous bigoted niccompu

SEYI LAW: Wetin be all this one na?!!!

AKPOS: So you can speak pidgin English too?