3 Heavy Slaps

A Man went to the Police station in Lagos to report a robbery incident...

MAN: I was robbed to at gun point!

POLICE: What happened?

MAN: Someone snatched my wallet. I was about to shout "thief" when 3 heavy slaps landed on my face. I didn't see anything for 30 minutes except stars!

POLICE: Can you describe the stars?

Author: 
@FakeNEWSevryday
447 73
Views: 11498

Comments

OLABINJO OJUBAYO's picture

SO FUNNY

MARVOZ's picture

YES THE STARS WERE WHITE AND BLACK

Favorite's picture

I was there the stars are white and black

Cartel_kid's picture

Some were big and others small

My choice's picture

Is it to arrest the stars

He wants to question the stars

Robin's picture

He want the stars to write statement

Favorite's picture

How

Favorite's picture

How

Damieg's picture

Dem wan sue the stars

4Reign's picture

LOL
... make him describe d stars so that una fit go arrest the stars, abi?

Add new comment

Plain text

  • No HTML tags allowed.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
10 + 1 =
Solve this simple math problem and enter the result. E.g. for 1+3, enter 4.