Newspaper Wish

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 07/25/2014 - 14:44
Wife to husband: "I wish I were a newspaper, so I would be in your arms always.

Husband: I also wish you were so, I would have a new one everyday.

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Daniel
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ÏƊÉRÂ

Gush

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Prinx Kelly

Bro nailed it

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MHIZ BENNY

HAHAHA

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