The Big Crash
Submitted by rotobean on Thu, 03/06/2014 - 18:43
It is the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the centre of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, miraculously neither driver is hurt.
They both get out. One is a doctor, the other is a lawyer. The lawyer calls the police on his cell phone and they say they will be there within 20 minutes.
It’s cold and damp, and both men are shaken up. The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts, drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who then puts it away.
"Aren’t you going to have a drink?" the doctor says.
"AFTER the police get here." replies the lawyer
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temmy
the lawyer is gonna say that the doctor was drunk
Garang Mathew Jok
not bad
KC
Joke incomplete
Damilare
Y is dis foolish poster postin incomplete or meaningless joke
chuka
lol!! guess pple around here dont get the joke..it means the lawyer is goin put the blame on the doctor saying his drink driving.thats so cunny
bolaji
i agree wit kc it z incomplete
profsam57
very funy
laurences
incomplete
Kd
Una no read d rule b4 una cum read d joke?
KC , Damilare, Bolaji n
Jaanninism
KC , Damilare, Bolaji n Laurences, plss read the preamble of this jokes(odd jokes) k? they are all complete but u hv to reason small b4 u understand dem.
Not so funny
Aquila
Not so funny
Nice
Original1
Nice
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