The Big Crash

It is the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the centre of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, miraculously neither driver is hurt.

They both get out. One is a doctor, the other is a lawyer. The lawyer calls the police on his cell phone and they say they will be there within 20 minutes.

It’s cold and damp, and both men are shaken up. The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts, drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who then puts it away.

"Aren’t you going to have a drink?" the doctor says.

"AFTER the police get here." replies the lawyer



temmy's picture

the lawyer is gonna say that the doctor was drunk

Garang Mathew Jok's picture

not bad

KC's picture

Joke incomplete

Damilare's picture

Y is dis foolish poster postin incomplete or meaningless joke

chuka's picture

lol!! guess pple around here dont get the means the lawyer is goin put the blame on the doctor saying his drink driving.thats so cunny

bolaji's picture

i agree wit kc it z incomplete

profsam57's picture

very funy

laurences's picture


Kd's picture

Una no read d rule b4 una cum read d joke?

Jaanninism's picture

KC , Damilare, Bolaji n Laurences, plss read the preamble of this jokes(odd jokes) k? they are all complete but u hv to reason small b4 u understand dem.

Aquila's picture

Not so funny

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