Bus Driver
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:08
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."
The driver gets annoyed as the kid continues to yammer on, "If my dad was a rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."
The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"
The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
The driver gets annoyed as the kid continues to yammer on, "If my dad was a rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."
The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"
The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
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It's Cool.
RIchardo
It's Cool.
Lo
Joany Judith
Lo
Hahaha
arafat 1
Hahaha
Kidz na be wise
GLADS JUNIOR
Kidz na be wise
Wise man keep it up
Damieg
Wise man keep it up
Dats good
Commander die
Dats good
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