Death vs Man

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 05/18/2015 - 17:38
DEATH: Take my hand.

MAN: No!

DEATH: Why?

MAN: I know that if I touch you I'll die!

DEATH: Oh my God, you're so smart! High five!

MAN: (high fives death)
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