My Ass

Akpos was staring at Cynthia's throughout the English class. He was startled when she showed up beside him when the class was over... he taught maybe she had come to warn him to stop staring...

CYNTHIA: Akpos, please can I have your dic for my ass?

AKPOS: (surprised) what?

CYNTHIA: I said "can I have your dic 4 my ass?

AKPOS: (having been crushing on Cynthia for years) Of course! But, we can't do it here! Erm... at least... let's go to the toilet (he stutters as he feels his manhood rise).

He takes hold of her hands and smiles but then Cynthia looks down at his pants...

CYNTHIA: Jeez!!! Let go of me! (she snatches her hands from him, looks him in the face and gives him a resounding slap) I only meant "can I have your dictionary for my assignment" Fool!!!