Longer Sex

The Doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer during sex.

My uncle decided, ''Ehen, okay, I will try it!"

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He could not do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered the company's hallway, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realised the solution. On his way home, he pulled his car over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the car. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his boxer and started to masturbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his wife. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his boxer. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?!"

He heard, "This is the police. What is going on down there?"

He replied, "I'm checking out the rear tyre, it's busted."

The police replied, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you are down there because your car rolled down the hill five minutes ago."