Typical Wife

A newly married couple was taking a walk when a dog suddenly ran towards them and threatened to bite. They both knew it would bite them. Then the husband lifted the wife up to let the dog bite him instead. The dog stopped before them, barked and barked for a while and ran backwards and left them.

The husband put the wife down expecting a kiss or a hug from her for being so protective of her. But instead, the wife shouted, "I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs but this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog!"

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@Banzbim22
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FIYIN123456789's picture

wife are something else

Ebieke's picture

Interesting

gift's picture

Women are always a problem!!

Zana's picture

Women Re Rili Sumtin Else

Rose's picture

May be she thought that way#thinking capacity of lady's.

Tracy ukela's picture

She is right

prince adefaka taiwo's picture

Some women are real problem to their man in the sence that when both of them are going out as a boy friend and girl friend, ur duty is to study the character of the boy or the girl but when things as change to marriage now u will be seeing some kind of uselless character that even monkey can never accumulate at all u will now be seeing it from them.like pls honey help me to wash that my cloth my rushing to office. That one add pls it even make it riame while some can't even wash their husband cloths or even cook good food for the man is that a good wife man plan to marrie? God forbid.

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