Daddy's Best Advice

When I got admission, my dad used to advise me not to engage in cultism and that I should stay away from trouble. So one day my daddy called me saying, "I'm just watching the news now and there is crises in your school, where are you?"

I told him that I was in my room. He asked, "Did you lock your doors?"

I said, "Yes."

He said, "That's my son."

So an hour later, my dad called and asked me what caused the problem. I told him that they increased the school fees from N27,000 to N127,000.

My dad was now like, "Wait my son, I want you to tell me the truth. Where are you right now?"

"I am in my room right now." I replied.

My dad, really angry, said, "ARE YOU STUPID?! Will you get out of that room and join the riot!"

Totally surprised, I reminded him, "Dad remember you told me to stay out of trouble."

"Forget what I told you earlier!" He said, "Do what I'm telling you now; join the riot, kill somebody if possible!!!"