Chinese Baby

A Nigerian couple living in the U.S.A unable to have children decided to adopt, they talked to the management and agreed to adopt a three months old Chinese baby.

On the way back home, they signed up for Chinese lessons at a nearby institution. The secretary asked in a friendly way, "Are you guys planning to go to China?"

The Husband answered," No oh! We are adopting a Chinese boy."

"Oh," she continued, "I guess you don't understand a word he says!"

The Wife jumped in, "You see, we are very clever, he hasn't started talking yet, he's only three months old, so we are taking these lessons so that when he starts talking, we will be able to understand him."

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@MicZ
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Adeolu's picture

Hmmnmnmnm. I av nothing 2 say

igwe  ekpere's picture

I like. the joke

Icekid's picture

Love your work

My choice's picture

Lol

Macjab's picture

Thats a reasonable idea

4Reign's picture

Dumb couple...
Their reasoning is flawed: since d baby is of chinese descent doesn't mean that d baby would be born with d knowledge of d Chinese language regardless of d environment (English/French speakin) d baby is raised up in.
Lol... Dumb couple dont know they'll be d ones teaching d kid chinese.

Damieg's picture

Even me i thought that too but its not like that hahahaha they think if he grows he will speak chinese very funny

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