Do you have

A woman was at home when she heard someone knock at the door. She went and opened the door and saw a man standing there.

He asked the lady, "Do you have a vagina?"

She slammed the door in disgust.

The next morning she heard a knock at the door and it was the same man and he asked the same question of the woman, "Do you have a vagina?"

She slammed the door again.

Later that night when her husband got home she told him what has happened for the last two days. The husband told the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again."

The next morning they heard a knock and they both ran for the door.

The husband said to the wife in a whispered voice, "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it."

She nods yes to her husband and opened the door. Sure enough the same fellow was standing there and asked the same question; "Do you have a vagina?"

"Yes, actually I have" she said.

The man replied. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours."