Ugly Bride

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 06/02/2016 - 17:05

At a wedding, I asked the person sitting next to me, "Have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? She's ugly!"

"You fool!!! That's my daughter you are talking about!"

The person responded, "Oops! I'm sorry sir. I didn't know you were the father."

"I'm not, you silly fool. I'm the mother!"

Author: 
@Fynchima
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MARY

WOW REALLY FUNNY I WONDER IF THE MAN IS BLIND

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Never Laughed

Ugliness overload

Akaa junior

So funny and interesting

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G-boy

Ugliness runs in the family

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Cartel_kid

Mad ugliness

GLADS JUNIOR

INTERESTING

Robin's picture

Robin

Intresting oh de man should be blind o

Promzzy sabastian's picture

Promzzy sabastian

so interesting

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4Reign

Ugliness runs in d family...

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Young dylan

It also reigns in ur family

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