100 Beautiful Women

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.

"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."

The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living.

"I'm a cop," says the first man.

"OK, you'll choose any of the women and she will shoot your p*nis off!" said the sheik.

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living.

"I'm a fireman." said the second man.

"OK, you will choose any of the women who will burn your p*nis off!" said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?"

And the third man answered, with a smile, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

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BADOO's picture

I like it
It was fantastic

Juliet Micheal's picture

Very Intresting And Forny

Anonymous's picture

Nice one

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Intresting

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