3 New Words

TEACHER: Go home and find three new words or phrases and bring them to me tomorrow.

Akpos goes home and asks his mother while she is on the phone.

AKPOS: Mum, class teacher gave me an assignment to find three new words or phrases. Can you help me with it?

MUM: (feeling irritated) Shut up!

AKPOS: Thanks mum.

Akpos passes by the living room when he hears his big brother yell, "Superman!". He takes it as his second word. As night approaches, Akpos takes a walk, he passes in front of a classy restaurant, then he hears a man say, "Ladies first". He takes it as his third word/phrase.

Akpos goes to school the next day and the teacher asks what his words are...

AKPOS: Shut up!

TEACHER: Who do you think you are...?

AKPOS: Superman!

TEACHER: Let's go to the headteacher's office now!

AKPOS: Ladies first.