Aftermath of Valentine's Day

VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT...

1. Engagements .........12%.

2. Heart breaks ........ 95%.

3. Wife caught cheating ........ 69%.

4. Husband caught cheating ...... 79%.

5. Condom sales ......... 99%

6. Fast food sales ........ 90%

7. Visit to Motherless Baby's Homes, prisoners/cells, beggars/destitutes ......... 2%.

8. Girls in hospital over Love ........ 70%

9. Boys in hospital over Love ....... 5%

10. Girls arrested for fighting over Boys ....... 59%.

11. Boys arrested for fighting over Girls ....... 10%

12. Husbands in prison for beating wives in public ....... 804 counted.

13. Pregnancy ......... 309,572.

14. Number of switched off phones on Feb 14, 2016 ...... 9 million.

We are still taking statistics.... I will keep you all Updated. Valentine is still on...

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@iYAM_DAHYOR
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obinna Fidelis 's picture

This joke na helele I swear listing to it no be somebody go tell uooo

Eniola's picture

I de feel d statistics we'll!

lagaban's picture

whalaitalai sunmobilai i day feel am for the tori palour

Ewaoluwa Odunayo's picture

I Swear Na Real Cos I Dey Feel Am Well Well

SHALOM OKANEZI's picture

NA TRUE WEH U TALK

angela chinwa's picture

haaba,this one na real true be that ooo.i don laugh sotee my body dey pain me.

TITUS JAMES's picture

9ICNE ONE

TITUS JAMES's picture

OMO I DEY FEELAN NO B SMALL

VICTORY .O. OGOMEGBUNEM's picture

GOD BLESS U FOR SAYING THE TRUTH

mickey's picture

thats true

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