Akpos Declares His Assets

Since 'our' president has declared his assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too and it goes thus:

1. Four pencil trousers.

2. 9 T-shirt.

3. Akpos Jokes Websites

4. One bathroom slippers.

5. 4 shoes.

6. Akpos Jokes Tee Shirts.

7. Half bag of pure water.

8. One keg of rain water.

9. One skin light cream

10. Two Phones (1 Tecno and 1 Nokia)

11. One small generator.

12. One Belt

13. 3 pots and one kettle.

14. A bottle of Ogogoro (dry gin).

15. One rechargeable lantern.

16. One stove.

17. One gallon for buying kerosine.

18. Red Rug on d floor and one Mouka foam.

19. 200 naira ATM card.

20. No Girlfriend.

21. Over A Million App Downloads

22. And millions of Akpos Jokes Fans and Followers around the world.

There it is! I have declare my assets. You can declare yours below...