Akpos The Greatest!
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 11/27/2014 - 12:10
The is the full story of my life...
Name: AKPOS
HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount everest.
MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held my breath under the water for 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 5 minutes and 45 seconds... Traveled around the world in a Day.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first male to land on the sun.
SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: Ate a bowl of fruit on a Saturday morning.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, though 99 died instantly and the last one is now an imbecile.
PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, ate a cobra after biting me and secondly, when I roasted a dragon at the backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like bragging
Name: AKPOS
HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount everest.
MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held my breath under the water for 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 5 minutes and 45 seconds... Traveled around the world in a Day.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first male to land on the sun.
SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: Ate a bowl of fruit on a Saturday morning.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, though 99 died instantly and the last one is now an imbecile.
PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, ate a cobra after biting me and secondly, when I roasted a dragon at the backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like bragging
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