Akpos no be maga

AKPOS: I'm coming to see you honey.

GIRL: Alright baby.

AKPOS: I love you, I can't wait to see you...I'm getting ready to leave now.

GIRL: Okay but honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know incase.

AKPOS: My car just broke down, I can't come and see you.

GIRL: Get your friend to bring you, like he always does.

AKPOS: He got shot by armed robbers so I can't come, I'm sorry.

GIRL: Oh never mind, I'm not on my period.

AKPOS: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he's okay, he's fine and he will take me now. I'm coming sweetheart.

GIRL: sh*t! I'm really on my period, just did not notice.

AKPOS: Damn! He has been shot again. I can't come!