Ass Blindness

Moses who is a very hard working employee wanted a day off from work and had to come up with a good excuse. He called his boss and said:

MOSES: Mr. boss, I am very sick and can't come to work.

BOSS: What is the name of your sickness?

MOSES: Anal blindness

BOSS: What kind of sickness is that?

MOSES: I just can't see my Ass coming to work.
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