Watermelons
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/03/2015 - 17:44
Akpos, a farmer has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.
He thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS RAT POISON!"
He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.
Akpos returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW TWO OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAIN RAT POISON!"
He thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS RAT POISON!"
He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.
Akpos returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW TWO OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAIN RAT POISON!"
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