Automatic Toilet

A man came home drunk and went straight to the toilet...

HUSBAND: Baby, it's like the light in the toilet is now automatic!

WIFE: What happened?

HUSBAND: When I opened the door, the light came on and after I urinated and closed the door the light went off!

WIFE: You drunk! You have gone to urinate in the fridge again!

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@emperor
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mustapha.ahamadu1's picture

Funny

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