Bed Partner

Mr. James was sitting in a train at a station one morning, when he overheard a man outside discussing with another man.
''Thanks for the weekend Charlie, I really had a great time. Your wife is a good cook too'.' said the man.

When the man entered the train and sat beside Mr. James, he stuck his head out of the window and said, ''Hey Charlie, your wife is a good bed partner too!" and slammed the window close.

Shocked, Mr. James asked the man sitting beside him, ''Mister, did I hear you spend the weekend at Charlie's place, and that Charlie's wife is a great cook?''

"Sure, she is good." answered the man.

"Did I also hear you say that Charlie's wife is a good bed partner?"

"Well," said the man, "she is not; but you know, Charlie is a good friend, so I don't wanna hurt his feelings."