Board Members

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board members following the close of the service.

Akpos was the first man to arrive and greet the minister, he was a total stranger.

"You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board members." explained the minister.

"I know," said Akpos, "but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, then I'd like to meet him."