Bread And Jam

Akpos was having a snack of BREAD and JAM when an American man, CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits down
next to him. He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

AMERICAN: You African folks eat the whole bread?

AKPOS: (in a bad mood) Of course.

AMERICAN: We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them into croissants and export them to Africa.

The American has a smirk on his face.

Akpos listens in silence. The American persists, "Ya eat jelly with the bread?

AKPOS: Of Course.

AMERICAN: We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and
leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to Africa.

AKPOS: (pissed off) Do you have sex in America?

AMERICAN: Why of course we do (the American says with a big smirk).

AKPOS: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?

AMERICAN: We throw them away, of course.

AKPOS: We don't. In Africa, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America!

Instantly the American spat out the chewing gum.
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ABRAHAM PAUL's picture

WHAT A NICE JOKE, I AM HAPPY BECAUSE AKPOS IS PROUD OF HIS COUNTRY.

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