Brown Eyes

A man went to visit his friend at home. When they went together to the bar, the friend said, "Did you know that 90 out of 100 women with brown eyes cheat on their husband?"

"No, I didnt known that." The man replies.

"So what colour are your wife's eyes? asked the friend.

"I'm too drunk to remember. I better go home and find out."

So the man hurries home to find his wife in bed and asleep.

The man carefully lifts his wife's eyelid and exclaims. "Oh my God! Brown!"

Suddenly, another man pops out from the wardrobe and exclaims, "How the hell did you know I was here."