Child Custody
Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 09/28/2014 - 13:52
Akpos and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets custody for the child!
The wife jumps up and says, "Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody."
The judge turns to Akpos and asked what he has to say.
AKPOS: (calmly) Your honour, if i put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, whose cash is it?
THE MACHINE OR MINE?"
The wife jumps up and says, "Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody."
The judge turns to Akpos and asked what he has to say.
AKPOS: (calmly) Your honour, if i put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, whose cash is it?
THE MACHINE OR MINE?"
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