Committing Suicide
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 03/10/2015 - 14:08
Julius rushed to the emergency room in an hospital with his finger which had been shot.
"How did this happen?" The doctor asked.
"I was trying to commit suicide!" Julius said.
"Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" The doctor asked.
Julius replied, "No, I first put the gun on my head and I thought, my face would look horrible, so I put it in my mouth, then I remembered I just paid 5,000 Naira to get my teeth straightened, so I put the gun in my ear, and I thought that it was going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger."
"How did this happen?" The doctor asked.
"I was trying to commit suicide!" Julius said.
"Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" The doctor asked.
Julius replied, "No, I first put the gun on my head and I thought, my face would look horrible, so I put it in my mouth, then I remembered I just paid 5,000 Naira to get my teeth straightened, so I put the gun in my ear, and I thought that it was going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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