Doctor Akpos' Prescription
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:37
Dear Patient,
With reference to your compliant which was not that specific. This is our prescription for some ailments you might have been diagnosed for.
Cough - Chew a drum filled with 'garri' after each meal.
Catarrh - Drink lot of cold water.
Cold - The a/c in your room should work 24/7.
Temperature - Sun bath.
Headache - Seat beside your home theatre, play back Timaya's Uku repeatedly and turn the volume to the highest.
Stomach-ache - Gather five kids to jump on your stomach continuously for minimum of 5 hours.
Please note: We won't be held liable if you refuse not to follow our prescription for your predicament.
For further enquiry; send your messages on facebook to Dr. Akpos
Thank you
With reference to your compliant which was not that specific. This is our prescription for some ailments you might have been diagnosed for.
Cough - Chew a drum filled with 'garri' after each meal.
Catarrh - Drink lot of cold water.
Cold - The a/c in your room should work 24/7.
Temperature - Sun bath.
Headache - Seat beside your home theatre, play back Timaya's Uku repeatedly and turn the volume to the highest.
Stomach-ache - Gather five kids to jump on your stomach continuously for minimum of 5 hours.
Please note: We won't be held liable if you refuse not to follow our prescription for your predicament.
For further enquiry; send your messages on facebook to Dr. Akpos
Thank you
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