Facebook Love
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 04/23/2014 - 19:25
One day, a very rich woman posted on Facebook that she needs a handsome and sexy man who wouldn't beat her and run away with her money. And also a man who will satisfy her on bed.
One hour letter, she got 2000 replies from men and she snubbed all of them but one and invited him to her house.
A day later, she heard the bell ring. When she opened the door, she was shocked to discover a man with no legs or arms.
Hello, how may I help you? she says.
Hi, Im Akpos, and Im here about your advert on Facebook.
How do I know you meet my requirements? she asks.
Well, I cant beat you because I have no arms, and I cant run away from you because I have no legs. Akpos replies.
But how do I know youre good in bed? she asks.
Akpos replies, How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
One hour letter, she got 2000 replies from men and she snubbed all of them but one and invited him to her house.
A day later, she heard the bell ring. When she opened the door, she was shocked to discover a man with no legs or arms.
Hello, how may I help you? she says.
Hi, Im Akpos, and Im here about your advert on Facebook.
How do I know you meet my requirements? she asks.
Well, I cant beat you because I have no arms, and I cant run away from you because I have no legs. Akpos replies.
But how do I know youre good in bed? she asks.
Akpos replies, How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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