Farmer's Bad Day

A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting drunk.

A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

FARMER: Some things you just can't explain.
MAN: So what happened that's so horrible?
FARMER: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
MAN: Ok, but that's not so bad.
FARMER: Some things you just can't explain.
MAN: So what happened then?
FARMER: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
MAN: and then?
FARMER: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
MAN: Again?
FARMER: Some things you just can't explain.
MAN: So, what did you do then?
FARMER: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
MAN: and then?
FARMER: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the silly cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
MAN: Hmmm,
FARMER: Some things you just can't explain.
MAN: So, what did you do?
FARMER: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and MY WIFE WALKED IN.
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