Father-In-Law's Misery

FATHER-IN-LAW: Young man, you're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and you're chewing gum. That's a sign of disrespect!
MAN: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
FATHER-IN-LAW: You mean you drink and smoke, and you're here to seek my daughter's hand in marriage?!
MAN: Sir, I only drink and smoke when I go to the club.
FATHER-IN-LAW: You club too?!
MAN: I'm sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.
FATHER-IN-LAW: You've also been to prison before? Oh my God!
MAN: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed someone.
FATHER-IN-LAW: What!!! You're a killer?!!
MAN: Sir, I was angry because a certain man didn't allow me to marry his daughter, so I killed him!
FATHER-IN-LAW: You're highly welcome my son. You are on the right track. You're absolutely the right Man for my daughter.
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God bless you the Akpos

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