The Great Argument
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 06/03/2014 - 21:38
MOTHER: My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for one year.
WIFE: He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than five years, so he should be obeying me.
MOTHER: I carried him for nine months.
WIFE: He was only 3.5kg then, so what's d big deal? He is 85kg now and I carry him every night.
MOTHER: He passed between my legs and I screamed with pains.
WIFE: (laughs hysterically) He only passed there once. Every night, he passes between my legs and I scream with pains too.
So Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?
WIFE: He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than five years, so he should be obeying me.
MOTHER: I carried him for nine months.
WIFE: He was only 3.5kg then, so what's d big deal? He is 85kg now and I carry him every night.
MOTHER: He passed between my legs and I screamed with pains.
WIFE: (laughs hysterically) He only passed there once. Every night, he passes between my legs and I scream with pains too.
So Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?
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