Guinness Accident

Adesua is home making dinner as usual, when her husband's friend, Tsbalala arrives at her door.

TSBALALA: Adesua, may I come in? I have something to tell you
ADESUA: Of course you can come in. You're always welcome, Tsbabala. But where's my husband?
TSBALALA: That's what I'm here to tell you. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery.
ADESUA: Oh, God no! Please don't tell me...
TSBALALA: Your husband Akpos is dead and gone. I'm sorry.

Finally, Adesua looked up at Tsbalala

ADESUA: How did it happen, Tsbalala?
TSBALALA: It was terrible! He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned.
ADESUA: Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me the truth, did he at least go quickly?
TSBALALA: Well, no.
ADESUA: No?
TSBALALA: Fact is, he got out three times to pee.