Healing The Sick

A Pastor, after preaching, decided to pray for those watching at home on TV. He said that anyone who's infirmed should place his or her right hand on wherever he or she is feeling pains so he could pray for instant healing.

A husband and his wife watching the pastor from home quickly heeded to the pastor's instruction. The wife laid her right hand on her waist because of the persistent waist pain she felt there and the husband laid his own right hand on his... uhm... thing...

Immediately his wife saw him, she quipped, "Honey, the prayer is meant to heal the sick and not to raise the dead!"