Her First Child

Kwame stress level was at unsurpassed levels. His wife Kelechi, was in labor and Kwame was sure it was time to head to the hospital. Breathing heavily, Kwame grabbed the phone and called the doctor. My wife, she's ready, should we come?

The doctor tried to relax the poor fellow, Just try to relax, now tell me how much time elapses between the contractions?

KELECHI! Kwame screamed on the top of his lungs, How much time in between the contractions?"

"Ten minutes." Kelechi replied

"OK, ten minutes in between! Kwame told the doctor.

And is this her first child? questioned the doctor.

NO YOU STUPID MAN, THIS IS HER HUSBAND!"