House of Cards

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/15/2013 - 13:37

A guy was trying to woo a girl who didn't like him. This was the conversation that ensued.

GUY: Girl let me explain my love for you with cards.
GIRL: Okay
GUY: I love you with my heart and if you come with me I'll buy you diamonds
GIRL: Awww, let me try.
GUY: Okay
GIRL: (Smiling) I'll use a club to bash your head and bury your body with a spade!!!

Guy runs away.

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