How To Catch A Thief
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 05/07/2015 - 20:01
The American police style:
Investigate he's a thief till you find an evidence to catch him.
The China police style:
Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.
The Arab police style:
Kidnap the thief's wife and threaten the thief to surrender.
The Indian police style:
Allow a pretty damsel sing for him to lure him closer, then you catch him
The Nigerian police style:
Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees he is a Thief.
Investigate he's a thief till you find an evidence to catch him.
The China police style:
Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.
The Arab police style:
Kidnap the thief's wife and threaten the thief to surrender.
The Indian police style:
Allow a pretty damsel sing for him to lure him closer, then you catch him
The Nigerian police style:
Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees he is a Thief.
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